Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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