Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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