I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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