That's intense
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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