So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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