Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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