Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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