Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
All I want is dick and wine.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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