Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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