Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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