Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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