so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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