is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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