Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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