please come you make the beer taste better
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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