i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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