Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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