K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I want to make a zoo with you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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