you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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