So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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