Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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