I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The struggles of a small town man whore
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
