Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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