Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
