So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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