If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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