god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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