The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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