In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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