all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My dick has a subreddit
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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