Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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