How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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