It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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