what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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