would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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