weddingsv make me drug and hornr
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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