There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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