Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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