I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I pour the whiskey from now on
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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