doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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