Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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