Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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