Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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