i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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