Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
