Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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