Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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