let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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