Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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