You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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