I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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